(Looking at squigly green lines drawn on a whiteboard)
Me: What did you draw, Luke?
Luke: They are rattlesnakes. They live with us.
Me: Ooooh, I don't know about that. I'm afraid of rattlesnakes!
Luke: It's ok. Don't 'wuwy'...They are friendly rattlesnakes.
Me: Oh! Good! Whew, that was close.
Luke: My life is coming true.
pause.
Me: Well, mine too.